Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!