The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!