The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!