The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!