The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!