The power to smell poop

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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to make asians smart

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to hear fish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!