The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to live.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!