Immunity to medication

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to shed hair

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!