The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Find Waldo

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!