The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power of not knowing

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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See through invisible people

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!