The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!