the power to have an idea..

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!