The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to die at will.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to live.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!