The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to see air

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!