the ability to lick your own anus

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to vote

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to control urine

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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A healing punch

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The power to fall up.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!