EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to pee poop

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to create powers

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!