The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!