- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The ability to become shit forever.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power drown in water

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

Pointless Super Powers