the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!