the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to snore.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to have a power

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!