The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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captain obvious

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!