The power to fall up.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to be dead

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The power to die at will.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to see through glass

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!