The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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The power to catch em all

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!