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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.
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the ability to make real zero dollar bills
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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)
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You can read the minds of rocks.
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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.
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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head
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The Power to bite your own ear.
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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin
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The power to be bad at everything
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.
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the power to remember th...
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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius
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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.
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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.
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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.
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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.
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the power to not have power
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The power to have the longest little finger
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.
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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE
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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.
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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!