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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to become retarded

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!