The power to shower naked.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to wink with both eyes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!