the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to die at will

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!