Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Swiss army teeth.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!