The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!