The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!