The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!