The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!