The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!