The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!