the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!