Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!