- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to poop out your penis.

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to be born again

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to be dead

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

Pointless Super Powers