the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!