The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!