the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pee ants.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!