the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!