The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to fly but only upward

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!