The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

the power to say candlejack and li

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to die on command

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

the power to feel extreme pain

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!