The power to write a country song

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to teleport through open doors

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

the power to say candlejack and li

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!