The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to be born again

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!