The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak brail.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!