the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see into the present

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Death at will

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!