The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to be blind

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!