The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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black people

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!