The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to die

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to get older every second

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to die

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!