turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn into paper

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!