The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!