The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to die

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!