The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!