the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!