The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!