Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to remember th...

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the power to see the present.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!