The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!