The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!