The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!