The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to die

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to breathe

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to become semi-transparent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!